What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
