A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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