where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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