well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
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