you have to choose: penises or morals?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
The adults are the big ones right?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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