The maid of honor just puked.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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