4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
wow bdsm is so cute
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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