I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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