I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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