Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Randomize
