remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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