he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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