I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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