love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
MIDGETS
????
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Oh god it's open bar.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
