well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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