erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Randomize
