So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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