I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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