I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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