in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
The ass gains better be worth it
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