I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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