hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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