There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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