She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Randomize
