Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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