he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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