Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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