I don't usually arrange sex via text message
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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