so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Randomize
