so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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