He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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