Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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