I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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