So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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