She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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