Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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