y did u give ur computer a hand job?
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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