i need an iv and a liver transplant
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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