how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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