actually, I'm a sock model
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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