loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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