So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I would fuck him just for his dog
How drunk are you?
Completed.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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