Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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