Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I wish i was in the wii world.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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