come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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