adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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