What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Green mimosas i think yes
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
