the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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