you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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