u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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