i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
COCAINE IS GR8
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
